FOLLOWING BASIC GRADE 4 DIRECTIVES – WHY DOES THIS MATTER?

Because if you can’t why the heck would a companion explore booking you in? If you can’t or worse, WON’T follow requested instructions, I am most definitely not the woman for you. See. Most companions that run profitable, good, successful businesses have particular boundaries and protocols that they wish to have followed. You don’t like that? See a companion who has no boundaries, needs your money and will allow you to treat them like crap. But I have a good sense of who I am, what I stand for, and how I ask to be communicated with. If you don’t like that – absolutely fine. You, are not my person.

On the other hand, if you can clearly text (yes, test, not call, but you can keep calling 300 times a day as the phone is on silent, I will never answer it, so feel free to waste your time): Your name, (without lying because you need to verify so lying is pretty stupid, Age, nationality, Service, Service Length, Date and Time preferred, welcome! If you can’t, or won’t,  swipe right.

“I’LL JUST BOOK 20 MINS AS IT’S MY FIRST TIME TO TEST YOU OUT…”

No. You won’t. You can’t. Because you misunderstand my business. I like PROFIT. I like sex. I want your business. But. I don’t care if you don’t give it. I am non-plussed because I don’t need your business. However. If you provide me with your business, you have an opportunity to decide if you like the business I provide. Or not. I don’t mind. I prefer it if you do. But see. I don’t change my “service” or my “effort” in a thinly veiled attempt to get your regular money. Recall. I don’t need it. If you like me and my service….that is awesome. And those who try this, it actually backfires as it really annoys us companions. Because you are wanting round the world and not pay for it. Your using ploys that are unattractive.

You have it around the wrong way however. The first appointment is MY trial on you. To see if I wish to spend any further time with you. Not the other way round. If I don’t like your attitude, your dick, your hygiene, your manner, approach, vibe, character, anything I shall always remain polite (unless you aren’t and then I will turn so fast you will spin). You don’t get to decide automatically that you will see me again. Should you wish too, I decide after meeting you the first time. I will be polite about it. However, I will direct you to other companions that handle your traits better than I do. Or to those who have different boundaries to me. Capiche?

Therefore, first timers are required to book an appointment, minimum $200 Thrill Seeker half hour, or longer duration. Or, other services requiring more investment. Simple as that.

LOCATION:

Why on earth would you get upset if I place an ad in Bumfuckidaho? Or Brisbane? Or California? Or….Point Cook? When I am permanently and only based in Geelong?

Well duh. Because gentlemen travel for work, pleasure, both. So, a 1, 2 3, 10-hour drive or a 24-hour flight is nothing to some playmates. Does The Sydney Opera House (a super successful business), only advertise in Sydney? Of course not. They would not make millions of dollars if they only persuaded Sydneysiders to visit. Well, last I checked, ladies and gentlemen who do companion work are BUSINESSES. Thus, they are interested in creating PROFIT. So successful companions will advertise wherever the hell they like.

Further to me, Lily Levine. I sell virtual material and have a strong following. Why do I provide virtual material? Because it is a money-making stream that once done, provides me with passive income on a daily basis. From gentlemen who like my stuff, or like me, and cannot for whatever reason, meet me.

It is YOUR job, to read WITHIN companion ads to see subsections such as….LOCATION. In the case of my ads, LOCATION reads Geelong North Area. Incall Only. This translates to Geelong North. I don’t do outcall. I don’t travel. Because I don’t have too. Now you know.

WHY HAVE I NEVER RESPONDED?

Easy. You keep doing, or not doing something specifically requested to do, or not do, WITHIN THE ADVERTISEMENT. Or, you are asking a question THAT IS WITHIN THE AD. Therefore, you will never get a response, until you follow grade 4, basic directives. Or, read my ad in it’s entirety. You might have time to send pointless, innocuous texts. But I don’t.

BLOCKED.

If the above isn’t done, I will send a link to this blog. If you still can’t get it right, I will block you. Now, blocking is my superpower. I’m ruthless. Those blocked are blocked after me reading 3, 4, 5 words. I NEVER feel compelled to read on. If the tone is rude, it’s savage blocking. Now. On the ODD occasion I block someone who is genuinely sorry for being a dick. Maybe a bit intoxicated (I don’t see anyone who has had alcohol anyway)…or they were thoughtless, or whatever. And what some have done is email me to apologise.

That’s fine. I have always accepted the apologies. But I have never seen anyone I have blocked. If you happen to get blocked immediately, for not doing the above, you have ONE recourse of action. You can email and explain. My assistant will read your email and decide how genuine it is. In the event she feels you are genuine; you will receive an email from her. She will require your ph. number to see your original message. And then, 12 weeks from your email correspondence, she will message me to unblock your number. And you have one chance to get it right. Again.

If you are incensed at this article, I am right, I am dodging a bullet. Thank fuck. And email all you like. My assistant immediately deletes any email that she begins to read that is rude. Immediately. I have passed on my savage blocking of emails superpower. Your just small. And stuck . Hating on someone who has healthy self-esteem (not ego, self-worth). And you don’t. Because you get angry, upset or whatever because someone tells you their boundaries. Grow up.

NOW YOUR PISSED OFF, OUTRAGED OR HATE ME.

You don’t need to be a puzzle genius to enjoy a jigsaw; sometimes, it’s about finding the right piece that fits. What I’m saying is….any companion is going to “present themselves” as best as they can. Hence why many use photographers that offer brushed on abdominal muscles (often the male companions) and rib removal photographers for women. Eeekkk.

PHOTOGRAPHS:

I personally am not a fan of ‘false advertising.’ Thus I have a couple of things I want to make clear. I am currently 8-9 kg’s over my normal scale weight. If you are service oriented, this is irrelevant. If my ‘look’, not my liking for hot sex with like-minded people is what draws you – I suggest you book your appointment from October 15^th onwards where I will be the same as my current advertising photos.

I am not suggesting more chubby or overweight or curvy or voluptuous humans are not delicious and gorgeous, they are. However I prefer myself to present as the fit water baby that I am. I have had time off. Hence, the above. As I like to be clear with my advertising. Also, be aware I am 50 years old. I don’t look it, but I am so keep your expectations in check.

And one more thing….nipples….some photos are taken after a hot n cold session! Candle wax and ice….:)

INCENTICISM:

Thank you to those of you who over the weekend contributed to the writing of this blog (as opposed to advertisement)….I of course won’t share the numbers, but here are some of the texts that drove me to write this:

“Hey”

???

Hy wanna meet up

Found you on Locanto

Hey x

Can you do outcall babe in xxxxxx

Hi Lily, have you blocked my number? (probably)

Hi there. Wondering where abouts you are located?